Annoying Trends
The Chinstrap Beard:
Prefered look of guys named, “Marco” or “Vinny”. Favorite films include: Gladiator, The Transporter, Rush Hour 1 and 2. Recorded rap albums in his basement during high-school. Wore jean shorts and tank-tops before the hipsters did.
You can find me: Sunburnt, drunk, angry and belligerent at sporting events. “Day Drinking”

The Chinstrap Beard:

Prefered look of guys named, “Marco” or “Vinny”. Favorite films include: Gladiator, The Transporter, Rush Hour 1 and 2. Recorded rap albums in his basement during high-school. Wore jean shorts and tank-tops before the hipsters did.

You can find me: Sunburnt, drunk, angry and belligerent at sporting events. “Day Drinking”